Episode 11: Frenzy
There’s an old expression from the South that goes, “Never interrupt a Vampire Queen while she’s same-sex feasting on a young virgin’s crotch.” Luckily, Sophie-Ann the Vampire Queen of Louisiana seems to have a loosey-goosey attitude about such crusty old proprieties, and so she welcomes Bill with open fangs when he stumbles upon Her Royal Highness snacking sloppily upon a handmaiden. Less hospitable was Hoyt towards Jessica just moments after she leaped upon his entranced, Wii-addicted mom; it was a moment of ugly female territorialism that illustrated all too well how nothing — not even the promise of his very first V-job (”Watch the teeth!”) — gets between a good ol’ boy and his momma.
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