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· Hey, it’s the first official still from Sex and the City 2! What is that car wearing, am I right?

· Danny DeVito spoke to Vanity Fair about his It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia nude scene: “When somebody says to you, ‘Your character comes out of a couch naked,’ you don’t know what it’s going to be like until the flounder is moving across the naugahyde.”

· Mr. Burns from The Simpsons very nearly triumphed in the NYC Mayoral race (well, kinda). I mean, after the whole gay marriage imbroglio in the state, could he really have done any worse?

· McG is still threatening to make two more Terminator movies.

· Hey Barbara Walters, why are you making Adam Lambert pre-tape his View performance? “Because people seem to be afraid of what he’ll do.” Gotcha.

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· If you’ve ever entered a contest to touch Paul Bellini, then you’ll probably be thrilled to hear the Kids in the Hall are back, this time with an 8-part mini called Death Comes to Town that will air on CBC. So suck it, America. [Funny or Die]

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· Only a week after casting Sendhil Ramamurthy in comedic drama pilot Rex Is Not Your Lawyer, NBC has replaced the Heroes regular with real life Southwestern Law School student and actor, Jerry O’Connell. Rex stars David Tennant as the title character, a Chicago litigator who begins suffering from panic attacks and coaches his clients to represent themselves in court. O’Connell will play an “ambitious but good-natured lawyer who was in Rex’s shadow until Rex’s career switch and whose friendship with Rex becomes complicated when he falls in love with his pal’s fiancee (Abigail Spencer).” That Introduction to Legal Writing seminar will come in handy after all. [ABC News]

ABC forgives Adam Lambert, reality television stars eat rats, and more TV Bites after the jump.

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· Channing Tatum and Amanda Seyfried make out in the rain in this new still from Dear John — mandatory, since it’s based on a novel by “wet people making out” author Nicholas Sparks (The Notebook). Audrina, get excited!

· What does Kara DioGuardi think of the Adam Lambert cancellation kerfuffle? “We’re living in a pretty bad economic time, so they have to do what they have to do to keep their advertisers,” DioGuardi told E! “Networks are doing what they think their viewers want and don’t want, so it’s just budgetary.”

· Meanwhile, Cynthia Nixon isn’t happy that New York state scuttled gay marriage. “Wednesday’s No vote on same sex marriage was supremely disappointing on a personal as well as a political level,” the actress wrote on HuffPo. “Guess Christine and I can kiss that Waldorf Astoria wedding… Brooklyn Botanical Gardens wedding… Montauk Beach wedding — you fill in the blank — goodbye.”

· Brangelina. Nude. (In sculpture.)

· Nine’s Marion Cotillard interviewed Penelope Cruz by starting off with the question “Imagine that you meet some extraterrestrials. How would you describe humankind to them?” I asked Abigail Breslin that once. Didn’t go so well.

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· So it looks like Harvey, Steven Spielberg’s snorey mcsnorefest remake of the 1950 Jimmy Stewart-as-dude-with-invisible-giant-rabbit-for-a-friend film, is getting tossed into a big vat of boiling water and being turned into bunny soup. Variety says Tom Hanks passed, then next choice Robert Downey Jr. demanded rewrites; by the time the director started looking at third choices, the thought of Will Smith pitching “‘Sup Rabbit? (The Harvey Rap)” for the closing credits rendered the project utterly unbearable to even Spielberg. We suppose it bears mentioning we completely saw this coming. [Variety]

Next in Ink: An Entourage movie; the Sexiest Man Alive makes his next move; Gun, With Occasional Music.

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