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Posted by Eric On December - 6 - 2009

1. The Blind Side, $20.4 million

2. The Twilight Saga: New Moon, $15.7 million

3. Brothers, $9.7 million

4. Disney’s A Christmas Carol, $7.5 million

5. Old Dogs, $6.9 million

6. Armored, $6.6 million (tie)

6. 2012, $6.6 million (tie)

8. Ninja Assassin, $5 million

9. Planet 51, $4.3 million

10. Everybody’s Not Fine, $4 million

RYAN: Seriously?

CAROLINE: Really?

RYAN: “The Blind Side” at number one? This is a hoax!

CAROLINE: It’s turned out to be the little movie that could. It must be word of mouth.

RYAN: Sandra Bullock is doing a major happy dance right about now.

CAROLINE: So is that big guy on the poster.

RYAN: If you just look at the poster, the movie could have been titled, “The Tiny Blonde Woman.”

CAROLINE: [laughs] I can’t believe it did better than “New Moon.”

RYAN: I know! It’s bananas. But LBH, “New Moon” has made all the money it’s really needed to make already. All the Twihards will buy the DVD when its out anyway.

CAROLINE: “Brothers” didn’t do that great but it’s a limited audience even though the stars are popular.

RYAN: “Everybody’s Fine” debuted to an awful weekend.

CAROLINE: I guess no one’s in the mood for it right now.

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Dollhouse Gets Political, And Our Minds Are Blown

Posted by David On December - 5 - 2009

With last night’s double-header, Dollhouse swung firmly back towards “best thing Joss Whedon’s ever done” territory. There was only one slight problem… the weak subplot involving Summer Glau. Mega spoilers below!

So I totally did not see the revelation concerning Senator Daniel Perrin coming — that he’s the doll and his wife is his handler. It was one of the coolest plot twists I’d seen in ages, and yet it totally made sense once the show explained it.

It goes like this: the evil Rossum Corporation has tons of power and influence, but the bastards in charge wanted more. They wanted their own puppet as a U.S. Senator (and maybe, eventually, as president.) So they kidnapped Daniel Perrin, the scion of a powerful political dynasty (think of him as Fred Kennedy or something.) And they took the dissolute party boy and reprogrammed him to be a fiery crusader for justice, with tons of political ambition. Daniel Perrin 2.0 quickly became a senator. And then they decided their lucrative, illegal Dollhouse operation was getting too much attention, so they decided to have their puppet Senator investigate these rumors — only to disprove them and exonerate Rossum completely.

Of course, poor old Madeline aka November would have to be the sacrificial lamb, stepping forward as a former doll only to be revealed as a crazy woman and then destroyed. But you can’t achieve total political power without crushing a few people along the way.

Alexis Denisof did a fantastic job of bringing Senator Perrin to life, and the Dollhouse writers managed to find yet another fascinating twist on the idea of people’s identities being erased and rebuilt: Here was someone the Dollhouse had made better. They’d taken a worthless shell of a human being and turned him into a good guy — except, of course, for the part where he danced to their tune. An extra layer of weirdness comes from the fact that they didn’t just build a fictitious persona for him — they layered on a new personality on top of his old one, so that when he realizes he’s been reprogrammed, he has a hard time separating his real life from his fake one. His fake marriage to a woman who loathes him is a new level of creepy from a show that seemed to have emptied its creepy-bag already.

The other big twist, of course, is at the end, when Perrin has killed his wife under the control of Bennett Halverson (Glau). And he starts to think that maybe it wouldn’t be quite so bad to let the Dollhouse erase his memory of what happened, so he can go back to thinking of himself as a fine, upstanding senator. Who cares if it’s a lie, or if the real murderers will get away with it? It’s the easy way. And then Echo points out that Perrin didn’t kill his wife, Rossum did. But if Perrin lets Rossum erase his brain again, then Perrin really did kill his wife. When you put it like that, there’s no choice, right? Perrin has to do the right thing and hang on to his real memories.

Except he doesn’t. The next time we see him, we think he’s about to step up and expose Rossum, but then we realize that he’s taken the devil’s bargain. He’s chosen to let Rossum wipe his mind one more time, rather than deal with the reality of his life. (Not unlike Sierra last episode, choosing to remain a doll rather than remember that she killed her tormentor.)

This was such a smart, challenging two hours of television, it’s a crime that it’s not the new 24 or House. Just rewatch the scene where Perrin is trying to explain to Echo that she’s a doll, before he discovers he’s a doll himself — his horror and disgust are so palpable, and then it turns out that he’s the thing he’s been describing all along.

If only this show wasn’t airing on a Friday night. Or if only it actually appealed to the kinds of brain-damaged idiots that this Microsoft ad seems to think are watching:

It’s Dollhouse for dummies! I will refrain from making any snarky comments about Microsoft’s opinion of its own users’ intelligence.

Meanwhile, November is all fired up to do the right thing — and you know it’s not going to turn out well, even before you understand how she’s being set up. She’s still a puppet, even though she’s no longer a doll. And just standing up and telling the truth about the Dollhouse is never going to work, because they can discredit her so easily. Weirdly, it’s the best argument I’ve seen so far in favor of Ballard’s decision to go work for the Dollhouse instead of continuing to work against it — there’s no way to destroy it except from the inside. The scene where Ballard finally gets to talk to November and explains to her his version of events is pretty heartbreaking, but you can easily see why she’s not won over. All she sees is another person trying to control her, and not being nearly as subtle about it as the Senator’s people.

Ballard can’t protect her from her own bad decisions, and when he realizes that, it’s a crucial step towards him being less of a meathead. I actually love Ballard, but it’s about time he got over his “knight in shining armor” fixation — and it’s especially cool to see him starting to cast that off in an episode where the “you’re my knight in shining armor” thing turns out to be a conditioning trigger for a mindwiped slave.

Adelle and Topher continue to be the best double act on television — the limo scene was great — and both of them had some great moments this week. After seeing Adelle acting a bit like a whipped puppy with Mr. Harding lately, it was great to see her regain her backbone and move to protect November. And the ball-grabbing scene with Ray Wise, cartoonish though it was, still totally ruled. Meanwhile, what’s a better double act than Adelle and Topher? Two Tophers! Yet again, Enver Gjokaj proves that he can do pretty much anything, as he creates a spot-on impression of Fran Krantz.

So why did I say that the Summer Glau parts didn’t work for me? Well, the stuff between Bennett and Topher was great — the nerd bonding, the rivalry, the scheming against each other, the flirting. I could have watched it for hours. The bit where Topher decides she’s too pretty to be as smart as she is was a tad annoying, but also utterly believable. And I loved it when she’s flattered that he tried to tase her. That was twisted and sweet and totally awesome.

But the rest of Glau’s performance, for whatever reason, just did not work. I think it was the writing more than Glau’s acting — they were trying to do something arty, and it fell flat. There were too many scenes of Glau soliloquizing and repeating weird phrases over and over, to show that she’s tightly wound and psychotic. And the whole business where she has a vendetta against Echo because Echo’s original personality, Caroline, left her crushed under some rubble just felt a bit contrived. It felt like way too much of a coincidence. And I just could not buy that Bennett would let the Senator and Echo escape, just so she could keep pursuing her vendetta against Echo a bit further. The whole thing felt, frankly, flimsy. And Glau struggled mighty to sell it, but the whole “psycho geek” routine felt a bit too close to a glitchy Cameron from Sarah Connor Chronicles. “Will you please make sure? Will you please make sure? WILL YOU PLEASE MAKE SURE?”

I think it was the fact that this is supposed to be such a huge operation for Rossum, and yet Bennett bungled it so hugely — first by torturing Echo when she was supposed to be mindwiping the Senator, then by letting the Senator escape, and finally by turning the Senator into a psycho-killer — seemed just a tad much. And I just couldn’t buy into the “I got hurt in an accident and you ran away, so I’m obsessed with destroying your mindless shell even though you don’t remember me” thing. It felt a bit forced.

Glau was a joy to watch whenever she had scenes opposite Fran Kranz. But the rest of the time, her scenes dragged the story to a halt. But I’m sure your mileage may well vary, and feel free to let me know in the comments!

But generally this was another fantastic outing — bringing the show up to four brilliant episodes in a row. There are so many ideas embedded in this story about what makes us who we are, and how much we’re slaves to our programming — even the Bennett storyline, which fell flat for me, had an interesting spin on how she’s a slave to her compulsion for revenge. It was depressing to see so many ads for Human Target, a show based on a comic book that explored similar ideas of identity and selfhood during its most recent Vertigo Comics incarnation but which is tossing all of those ideas away in favor of a dumb bodyguard storyline. Dollhouse is the show that fans of Peter Milligan’s Human Target comics actually deserve.

Wee tidbits: We’ve had several hints lately that there was another Sierra before the current one, and that Adelle got a bit too attached to her, and it ended badly. I wonder what are the chances we’ll find out what that’s about before the show runs out of episodes?

Also, yet again we get another person telling us how special Echo is — this time, it’s Bennett, saying that Echo has this magical ability to make people love her (or something.) I’m beginning to think she’s turning into RTD’s version of the Doctor, and we’re going to have people saying that Echo is fire and ice and dragons and a lonely god and the reason the Earth doesn’t turn backwards. Still, I’m willing to let it pass, since Echo being special turns out to be important in the post-apocalyptic world we’re heading towards.

Also, more hints that Caroline wasn’t a particularly nice person… and suddenly, Echo doesn’t want to go back to being Caroline. After insisting in “Omega” and this year’s season opener that she’s just waiting for Caroline to come home, she’s now gone over to Whiskey’s point of view — if Caroline returns to Echo’s body, then Echo is killed. So she’d rather remain Echo, and let Caroline rot in a wedge? It’ll be interesting to see if that becomes an issue soon.

I love that the DC Dollhouse’s Actives are named after Greek gods, like Hades and Aphrodite.

Great lines:

“This is the same tech that turned Echo into a serial killer.” “We said we wouldn’t dwell on that. He’s dwelling.”

“You just woke up a lot of people — and they all think you’re a bitch!”

“How about the Senator beats his wife?” “The Senator doesn’t beat his wife. The Senator loves his wife.” “Lucky wife.”

“No, no, you’re very pale. White. Pinkish white. I mean, your skin. Your skin is like a pig. Because it’s pink. People assume that pigs are bad, but I like them. I love them.”

“Wasabi peas.” “I’m excited and scared.”

“Imagine John Cassavetes in The Fury as a hot chick.” “Which you know I often have!”

“Oh, it’s very nice.” “She was kind of a hooker.” “Mmm Hmm. How about while I build the magic bullets, you work on adapting your gun?”

“The Senator is filibustering.”

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BROTHERS

Posted by Eric On December - 4 - 2009

CAROLINE: I wasn’t that excited for the new movie “Brothers,” starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman and Tobey Maguire, mostly because it seemed a little heavy and melodramatic. Maybe I went in with lowered expectations… because I wound up really, really liking this movie.

RYAN: I went in with much higher expectations and sadly, they were based on my imagination of what this movie would be rather than what it’s actually about. But I still liked it.

CAROLINE: Well, I thought the trailer was pretty self-explanatory. It’s about a guy who comes back from war and has to readjust to his family and how close his wife and brother have become. What part was in your imagination?

RYAN: I was hoping for more fighting and tension between the brothers.

CAROLINE: There definitely is some, no?

RYAN: I know, but it’s not two brothers trying to kill each other for the whole movie, which is what I wanted.

CAROLINE: Maybe you saw a different trailer than the rest of us.

RYAN: Exactly. The performances are all good, but I have to say Tobey Maguire seemed very self-conscious to me. He would widen his eyes and try to look all intense and it was just so obvious that he was “acting.” I thought Natalie and Jake G. were much more natural.

CAROLINE: I was more disturbed by how much weight Tobey lost for this role! He looked so gross. I know he had to for the role, but he’s not exactly a looker to begin with.

RYAN: He took a page from Christian Bale’s “Machinist” experience.

CAROLINE: Natalie Portman was a revelation to me. I usually find her acting atrocious, but she was so good in this movie. She made me cry several times. This film really moved me.

RYAN: Totally. I’ve always liked her even though she’s usually a terrible actress. But she’s great in this, and even I welled up a couple times.

CAROLINE: This movie has some seriously intense moments. If you know someone suffering from PTSD, this will be a very hard movie to watch.

RYAN: There’s one scene at the dinner table that is just unbelievable. It’s the best scene in the movie. I thought it was so realistic. And how amazing was that little girl who plays the older sister? If she plays her cards right, she could be the next Abigail Breslin.

CAROLINE: I thought both kids were great. This movie as a whole really surprised me; it was excellent. I should have known it would be since Jim Sheridan directed it. I loved his movie “In America.”

RYAN: Me too. And it’s nice to see Jake Gyllenhaal in a role that doesn’t emphasize his hotness. Here he’s just a good actor, and he gets to show off his chops.

CAROLINE: Sam Shepard and Mare Winningham play the parents and they’re both great, even though it was weird seeing Mare in a grandma role.

– BOTTOM LINE –

RYAN: I’ve all but sworn off war movies, but this one didn’t bother me; especially since it stars three fine young actors whom I really like. It’s incredibly slow though, to the point where I actually closed my eyes. I still listened though and made my best effort not to doze.

CAROLINE: Really? I never got bored at all. I was riveted throughout.

RYAN: The exciting, intense scenes definitely perked me up and made the movie totally worthwhile.

CAROLINE: It’s just a very real look at the effects of war on a family. There are a few scenes in Afghanistan but it’s much more about coming home from war than an actual war movie, which is a relief. Some people will probably be put off by the topic, but for anyone who can stomach it, it’s really worth seeing. I thought it was great.

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Trailer Tuesdays!

Posted by Eric On December - 1 - 2009

RYAN: Lots of big movie releases this week, so let’s get on it! We’ve got “Brothers” starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman and Spider-Man himself, Tobey Maguire.

CAROLINE: I’m worried this movie might be melodramatic and annoying. Plus Natalie Portman, as we all know, can’t act to save her life. Jim Sheridan is a phenomenal director though, so hopefully I’m wrong.

RYAN: I’m just not thrilled about yet another war movie; however, I’m really looking forward to this. I love the story about two brothers who hate each other.

CAROLINE: Well, this one is more about the after effects of war, I think, as opposed to full-on battle. But I know what you mean. All these war movies are hard to stomach.

RYAN: At least Jake Gyllenhaal looks hot in the trailer. Tobey Maguire is cute but not as hot.

CAROLINE: I’m not a huge Tobey fan myself. I’m semi-dreading this movie to be honest. Check out the trailer here:

RYAN: Next we have the much more light-hearted holiday family flick, “Everybody’s Fine,” starring Bobby De Niro.

CAROLINE: It’s also got Kate Beckinsale, Drew Barrymore and Sam Rockwell playing his kids. I’m kind of psyched for this one. It looks cute. Plus part of it was shot at my alma mater.

RYAN: There’s a family movie like this pretty much every year. Bring it on. It’s December, after all, and we love Drew.

CAROLINE: I so much prefer Robert De Niro in a dad role like this more than a dumb broad comedy like “Meet the Fockers.”

RYAN: Let’s hope it’s not too schmaltzy. Here’s the trailer:

CAROLINE: Finally, we have the highly anticipated George Clooney film, “Up in the Air,” which is from the director who made “Juno.” For some reason, I’m really, really excited for this movie.

RYAN: Honey, who isn’t? It’s got tons of Oscar buzz already; people are talking Best Picture, Best Actor and Best Supporting Actress for the chick who plays his young, uppity colleague.

CAROLINE: The trailer is just so cute and funny. George is looking hot as a guy who travels constantly and fires people for a living. But I read an article recently saying that people weren’t going to be that psyched to see a movie about people getting fired given the economic climate.

RYAN: That may be true, but I’m still dying to see it. It looks like Clooney at his best.

CAROLINE: And I love the romantical scenes with him and Vera Farmiga in the trailer. This is one of the movies I’m most excited for this year. Bring it on, George! Here’s the trailer:

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OLD DOGS

Posted by Eric On November - 30 - 2009

RYAN: I broke down and paid for a movie over the weekend.

CAROLINE: It’s a rare occurrence indeed.

RYAN: “Old Dogs.”

CAROLINE: I’m in shock! You seriously could not have paid me to see it. How ever did you muster the strength? And more importantly, why?

RYAN: I really love both John Travolta and Robin Williams so I wanted to give them a chance.

CAROLINE: But remember how awful “Wild Hogs” was? Not that I saw it, but… isn’t this the same crap?

RYAN: That movie was ungodly successful and random but this one’s not doing as well and I kinda liked it.

CAROLINE: But c’mon. Was it a good movie?

RYAN: No.

CAROLINE: Okay then.

RYAN: There are a lot of problems with it but I still enjoyed it. First off, John Travolta is ginormous in it. His beer gut steals many a scene.

CAROLINE: He does look rather puffy lately. How does Robin look?

RYAN: Better expect for his Speedo scene.

CAROLINE: No! How did he allow that? He’s so hairy!

RYAN: It was beyond shnasty. I don’t look away in horror films and this made me cower.

CAROLINE: What about Seth Green who’s all over the commercials with that ridiculous gorilla?

RYAN: You know I don’t like him, since working with him and finding out he’s an arse. He overacts like hell in this film.

CAROLINE: So why did you kinda like it?

RYAN: Well John’s wife, Kelly Preston, is fab as Robin’s love interest and her kid is played by her real daughter with John, Ella Bleu Travolta.

CAROLINE: How was she?

RYAN: Cute. Fine. Not a big role. But much more likable than one of Will Smith’s kids.

CAROLINE: That’s saying something.

RYAN: Tom Hanks’ wife, Rita Wilson is also in it and is HI-lar! I love her.

CAROLINE: I wonder how she got into the movie.

RYAN: [laughs] True. And then there’s Ann-Margret, Amy Sedaris, Matt Dillon lookin’ hot, Justin Long, and Lori Loughlin who looks so fab.

CAROLINE: So the supporting cast was worthy.

RYAN: Totally. That’s what made it tolerable. John’s performance was very campy.

CAROLINE: Letting his true colors out a bit?

RYAN: Yeah. It was good to see.

– BOTTOM LINE –

RYAN: The script is pretty weak but the story’s not bad. I loved the casting and it’s still good to see the fun John and Robin must have had in the making of this movie. There were mostly senior citizens in the theater when I saw it and they were lit’rally cracking ribs laughing at moments when I was thinking, “OK, cute.” But I must admit I was entertained. I’d maybe rent it or catch it on cable.

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