Though the CW pulled out all the stops so that Heather Locklear’s return to Melrose Place would be covered with the same sort of press fanfare that might be given to the rebirth of Jesus himself, it’s a shame that the network didn’t make sure the episode she appeared in would be, y’know, good. Now that I’ve had a chance to watch the heavily-hyped, ratings-light installment, five things immediately leaped out at me that made this episode — and this show, for that matter — a sadly muddled mess:
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